1."We are honored to announce that Dr. Prestigious McTenured will be presenting his latest research at a brown bag lunch on [date]. Please plan to attend."
2. "This is a message from [department]. Please STOP STEALING our [thing]! We started the year with [large number of thing], and already we're down to [much, much smaller number of thing]. [Thing] cost [$$$$$$$$$] each, and we simply cannot afford to keep replacing them. Thank you."
3. "Has anyone seen my stethoscope? I misplaced it somewhere in either the large or small animal hospital some time in the last six weeks. It's a black Littmann Cardiology III, no nametag or identifying features."
4. "This is a message from the Clinical Pathology Department. The chemistry analyzer is experiencing some unscheduled maintenance, and will be functioning again in an unspecified amount of time. Samples submitted today will be processed at an unknown time in the future."
5. "I'm graduating in the spring, and moving to [far away]. Here is a list of things I have for sale that I would like you to buy, please."
6. "This is a message from the IT Department. [Electronic medical record system] is currently down, and all unsaved changes may be lost. Please remember to save early, save often."
7. "This is a message from the Pharmacy. As some of you may have noticed, the 10 mg size of [medication] tablets has recently increased in price from $0.14 per tablet to $64.60 per tablet. We apologize for any inconvenience."
8. "Maintenance and custodial are planning to clean and repair [place] on [date]. Please see that all personal effects are removed from [place] as soon as possible. Any remaining personal effects in [place] on [date] will be removed and donated."
9. "Heeeeeey Guys! This is your SCAVMA president! Please remember to sign up for [fundraising event] as soon as you can - the more the merrier! As a *bonus*, you will get two SCAVMA points for participating!"
10. "This is a notification that [regulatory group] has scheduled their annual inspection for [date]. Please remember to welcome the team, and ensure that all hospital policies are enforced to the fullest extent on [date]."