Radiology technician: "Dr. Alacrity, do you want both pre- and post-contrast on this dog's thorax?"

Alacrity: "Yes, please."

Radiologist: "You don't need post-contrast on the thorax if it's a met check."

Alacrity: "Dr. [oncologist] prefers it - he thinks it improves sensitivity."

Radiologist: "Based on what publication?"

Alacrity: "None that I know of."

Radiologist: "I see."


Overnight tech: "You know, one of the key features of a good technician are massive breasts. They are so useful - it's like having a third arm."

on antiemetics:

Oncology technician: "Everyone needs a little Cerenia in the coin pouch."