Cubicle Administrative Person: "In order to activate your university card, you'll have to come by our office. We're open from 8:30 am to 4:30 pm, Monday to Friday."
Alacrity: "So, my workday completely encompasses those hours. Could I activate my card over the phone?"
CAP: "Why can't you just come on your lunch hour?"
A: "I work in a hospital. I don't have a lunch hour."
CAP: "Oh. Well, you just need to figure out a time to swing by."