Technician 1: "Hey, have you seen [the oncologist]?"
Technician 2: "Yes, he's...(looks out window)...cleaning a kennel?"
(oncology resident walks over to oncologist)
Resident: "Dude! What are you doing?"
(oncologist is cleaning a kennel, wearing slacks and a pressed shirt)
Oncologist (turns on hose): "There's shit here. And here. There's actually shit everywhere."