ECC resident: "So [this cat] projectile vomited overnight."
Day ER doctor: "Okay."
ECC resident: "This was not a normal projectile vomit. It was a non-stop horrendous torrent of foul, brown liquid that gushed forth from the cat's mouth like a fire hose."
Day ER doctor: "Huh."
ECC resident: "I kept expecting it to stop, but it just continued. It shot right through the front of the cage. I was amazed at how much liquid came out of that cat."