and no Tyvek suits were worn:

Chief of Service: "Okay, let's go up to isolation."

(we are in the middle of doing our morning walk-around rounds, where we go check on all the patients as a group and see how they are doing)

Resident: "Oh, we don't have any patients in isolation this morning."

Chief: "We seriously don't have any patients in isolation?"

Resident: "Nope. Let's go to C barn."

Chief: "Wait, can we just take a moment to relish how we don't have any patients in isolation? How did this happen?"