It's 1 in the morning. I walk into radiology, where the scrappy ER tech is wrestling with a ~75lb dog who is flailing on the table. He's holding an uncapped syringe and needle in his mouth.
Alacrity: "Hey, do you want me to take this uncapped syringe and needle out of your mouth?"
Tech: "Mrrrrmmmph!"
Alacrity: "Dude, this night is going to get way worse if you inadvertently sedate yourself."