the current contents of my messenger bag:

1. Loaf of sourdough bread in paper bag.
2. Lecture handout on thyroid disorders.
3. Several receipts.
4. T-shirt.
5. Stethoscope.
6. Box of thank-you cards.
7. Plastic grocery bag.
8. Blue and purple bandanna.
9. Nail (the kind you hammer).
10. Pencil.
11. Several highlighters.
12. Pen.
13. Scrub cap.
14. Thompson's Small Animal Medical Differential Diagnosis.
15. Several cough drops.
16. Checkbook.
17. Stamps.
18. Unlabeled blood sample.
19. Chapstick.
20. Hemostats.
21. Wallet.
22. Pair of earrings.
23. W2.
24. Landlord's business card.