gaydar fail, gaydar win:

so, these two conversations happened this week.



1) Alacrity and Dr. Treaphine (an ER doctor), discussing a case:

Dr. T:  "Hey, is that puppy going home now?"

A: "Yes! He's doing really well. He's gonna wait with his owner while I finish his discharges."

Dr. T: "Awesome! I'm glad to hear it. (glances around, drops voice) Hey, you know...his owner is this really cute guy [wink] - I think he might be married, though."



2) Alacrity and Dr. Nell (radiologist), during an ultrasound:

Dr. N: "Alacrity, you went to vet school at the University of Awesome?"

A: "Yup! It was fantastic."

Dr. N (ultrasounding the dog's abdomen): "Oh, wow - check out this mass. You're gonna make these owners cry. (pause) Huh. (pause) Yeah, I think this is cancer. You'll need to get some aspirates of this, but we'll need to check her clotting times first."

A: "That sucks. I'll go talk to them."

Dr. N: "Sounds good - let me just see if there's anything else in here. (ultrasounding) So, did your partner move here with you, or does she live somewhere else?"

learning!

1st year ECC resident (frantic): "Is Dr. Raeqe placing the chest tubes in that cat? Is she doing it now?"

3rd year ECC resident (glances over): "It would appear that she is."

1st year ECC resident: "Augghh! I told her to page me when she was starting! I will fight for this education!"

3rd year ECC resident (calmly): "You will fail."

fun times in rounds:

ECC resident: "His penis is the most horribly sad thing I've ever seen."

Internist: "I've met your husband, so coming from you that is saying something."

alacrity's internship:

Hi you guys!

I figure internship comics are awesome, so I'm going to give it a go.

Here's my comic representation of myself and my little cat, Pudgy:

 

Let the games begin!