1st year ECC resident (frantic): "Is Dr. Raeqe placing the chest tubes in that cat? Is she doing it now?"
3rd year ECC resident (glances over): "It would appear that she is."
1st year ECC resident: "Augghh! I told her to page me when she was starting! I will fight for this education!"
3rd year ECC resident (calmly): "You will fail."