1. "I won't let you examine my dog."
Are you even serious? Go home.
2. "But you guys told me the last time I was here that his kidneys don't work because of all the blood in his liver."
Hmm...
3. "She's feral. Have you ever touched a feral cat before? You won't be able to touch her."
Watch this: examine cat. Success!
4. "Why aren't you ultrasounding him now?" (It is 2:45 am)
Our radiologist sleeps, sometimes.
5. "Can't you send her home with the catheter so I don't have to give her pills?"
No.
6. "What if I just watch her at home?" (cat is in respiratory distress)
Do you have an oxygen cage at home?
7. "Do you have a drug that will just make him better for a little while?"
No.
8. "I'm taking her to another hospital because I read bad reviews of this place on the internet."
Okay!
9. "I won't let you take her out of my sight!"
Seriously? See #1.
10. "Why do you have to do all of these tests to figure out what's wrong with him?"
I can't even.