me: Hey, Dr. AirForce, can I ask you a question about the lab?
Dr. AirForce: Sure, what's up?
(insert conversation about cell signaling here)
me: You mentioned that you used to teach in the Air Force? That's awesome.
Dr. AF: I really enjoyed it. Hey, if you're interested, there are plenty of opportunities for veterinarians in the armed forces.
me: Thank you, but the military doesn't appreciate my lifestyle.
(pause)
Dr. AF: Well...times are a-changin'!