conversation between surgeons:

Two surgeons are preparing for a skate surgery, which is a surgery where the animal is euthanized at the end after the surgical residents practice techniques.

The animal in question is a horse donated for the teaching lameness course who has a penchant for kicking students.

Surgeon 1:  "I'll just anesthetize the horse myself.  What's the worst that could happen?"

Surgeon 2: "...the horse could wake up during surgery, destroy all the surgery lights, leap off the table, and run around the surgical suite?"

Surgeon 1: "Okay, I'll get one of the anesthesia students to do it."