 |
| thanks freehdwall.com |
This week, I replaced the rear tire on my bicycle. Mostly because I've had three flats in 10 days.
 |
| thanks animated-gifs.tumblr.com |
***PRO TIP!*** It's best to replace your tires before they are completely bald. Learning!
bike commuting tips: flat tire edition
Oh hey everyone!
How are you?
This week, I replaced the rear tire on my bicycle. Mostly because I've had three flats in 10 days.
***PRO TIP!*** It's best to replace your tires before they are completely bald. Learning!
This week, I replaced the rear tire on my bicycle. Mostly because I've had three flats in 10 days.
***PRO TIP!*** It's best to replace your tires before they are completely bald. Learning!
overnights are weird:
Overnight student: "Have you heard about the woman that knits out of her vagina?"
Alacrity:
Alacrity:
 |
| thanks galleryhip.com |
fun facts: urine
Today I learned the three absolute requirements for the production of concentrated urine:
1. The presence of ADH and the ability of the kidneys to respond correctly to it.
2. A concentrated renal medullary interstitium.
3. At least 33% of nephrons bringing their A-game.
 |
| thanks www.wrongtees.com |
2. A concentrated renal medullary interstitium.
3. At least 33% of nephrons bringing their A-game.
no no no no no:
Oncologist: "Hi, Alacrity."
Alacrity: "Hey - oh wow, you sound like you have a cold. Are you okay?"
Oncologist: "Yes, this is my phone sex voice."
Alacrity: "Hey - oh wow, you sound like you have a cold. Are you okay?"
Oncologist: "Yes, this is my phone sex voice."
aging is fun:
The internal medicine resident just turned 30. The other day, he hurt his back for no apparent reason, which led to this helpful conversation:
Neurologist: "I think it's because you're getting older. Aging sucks."
Resident: "Yeah, I don't think it's that."
Neurologist: "Maybe you suddenly have arthritis?"
Resident: "No!"
Internist: "You know, aging is really great. It's like this - your body works just fine until you're about 30 to 33-34, at which point the metabolism switch flips from 'I can do no physical activity for six months and then run five miles without exerting myself' to 'Hey, I ate two pancakes yesterday and now I weigh four hundred pounds'."
Resident: "Thanks, you guys. This is really encouraging."
Neurologist: "I think it's because you're getting older. Aging sucks."
Resident: "Yeah, I don't think it's that."
Neurologist: "Maybe you suddenly have arthritis?"
Resident: "No!"
Internist: "You know, aging is really great. It's like this - your body works just fine until you're about 30 to 33-34, at which point the metabolism switch flips from 'I can do no physical activity for six months and then run five miles without exerting myself' to 'Hey, I ate two pancakes yesterday and now I weigh four hundred pounds'."
Resident: "Thanks, you guys. This is really encouraging."
fun with the pharmacy:
Alacrity: "I'm here to pick up the melanoma vaccine for Sadie."
Pharmacist: "Do you know that Sadie is a horse?"
Alacrity: "Yes...I wrote the prescription."
Pharmacist: "Well, the melanoma vaccine is only labeled for dogs."
Alacrity: "Yes, it is."
Pharmacist: "So you're using the vaccine off-label."
Alacrity: "Yes, I am."
Pharmacist: "Well, a horse is much bigger than a dog."
Alacrity: "Yes."
Pharmacist: "I just have to tell you that you're using this product off-label."
Alacrity: "Yes, thank you. Message received."
Pharmacist: "Do you know that Sadie is a horse?"
Alacrity: "Yes...I wrote the prescription."
Pharmacist: "Well, the melanoma vaccine is only labeled for dogs."
Alacrity: "Yes, it is."
Pharmacist: "So you're using the vaccine off-label."
Alacrity: "Yes, I am."
Pharmacist: "Well, a horse is much bigger than a dog."
Alacrity: "Yes."
Pharmacist: "I just have to tell you that you're using this product off-label."
Alacrity: "Yes, thank you. Message received."
pudgy cats are the best cats:
Surgeon: "I'm bringing my cat in on Tuesday."
Alacrity: "YES EXCELLENT! I can't wait to squeeze his fat face!"
Surgeon: "Make sure you squeeze his jungle pouch!"
Alacrity: "YES EXCELLENT! I can't wait to squeeze his fat face!"
Surgeon: "Make sure you squeeze his jungle pouch!"
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)